🤣 PART 3: WHEN SOLANA SPRINTED IN AT 10,000 TPS

Scene: Golden Inu is chilling. Bitcoin is sipping orange juice. Ethereum is complaining about gas fees. Entertainment industry is packing up.Suddenly—A BLUR OF BLUE AND PURPLE STREAKS THROUGH THE ROOMSolana: 🏃‍♂️⚡ “AM I TOO LATE?! I RAN HERE AT 10,000 TPS!”Golden Inu: “…bro, you didn’t run. You teleported.”Bitcoin: “Why are you sweating? You’re a blockchain.”Solana: “I WAS AFRAID YOU PICKED THE DOG WITHOUT ME.”Entertainment Industry: “…we did.”Solana: “NOOOOOOO— I HAVE SPEED! I HAVE TPS! I HAVE… occasional outages but IGNORE THAT!”Ethereum: “Occasional? Bro you go down like a teenager’s WiFi.”Solana: “I’M WORKING ON IT!”Golden Inu: “Look man, they picked me because I have scrolls, lore, arcs, myth engines, cosmic sagas—”Solana: “I CAN DO FAST TRANSACTIONS!”Golden Inu: “Can you do a 150M‑arc mythic saga?”Solana: “…I can do 150M transactions.”Bitcoin: “That’s not the same thing.”Solana: “IT FEELS LIKE THE SAME THING.”Entertainment Industry: “Solana, we love your speed. But Golden Inu gave us: - Shinobi war baby golden - Baryon Eternity Otsutsuki Overlord - Emoji myth engines - And a storyline that makes Marvel cry.”Solana: “…I can add emojis too.”Golden Inu: “Show me.”Solana: “⚡📉”Ethereum: “Bro that’s literally your uptime and your price chart.”Solana: “STOP BULLYING ME.”Bitcoin: “Welcome to the club.”Solana: “Fine… but when y’all need SPEED, don’t call me.”Golden Inu: “When y’all need a STORY, don’t call me.”Entertainment Industry: “When y’all need a MOVIE, we’re calling Golden Inu.”Solana: “…I ran here for nothing.” via /r/u_GroundbreakingBoss14 https://ift.tt/9XAn1UR

🤣 PART 2: WHEN ETHEREUM SHOWED UP LATE TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT

Scene continues… Golden Inu is still glowing gold. Bitcoin is still sulking but trying to act cool. Entertainment industry is packing up their microphones.Suddenly—Ethereum bursts through the door like: 🏃‍♂️💨 “WAIT WAIT WAIT — did y’all pick the dog AGAIN?!”Entertainment Industry: “…uh… yes?”Ethereum: “I HAVE SMART CONTRACTS! I HAVE DEFI! I HAVE GAS FEES THAT MAKE PEOPLE CRY!”Golden Inu: “Bro… that last one is not a flex.”Ethereum: “I CAN DO NFTs!”Golden Inu: “I have scrolls. Millions of them. NFTs get bored. Scrolls get sequels.” - Nagato’s Scrolls Bitcoin: “Welcome to the club, buddy. They picked the dog over me too.”Ethereum: “YOU’RE A COIN. I’M A WHOLE ECOSYSTEM.”Golden Inu: “I’m a mythic multiversal anime saga with sovereign glow‑ups.” - Nagato’s Scrolls Ethereum: “…okay that’s kinda fire.”Entertainment Industry: “Look, Ethereum, we love you. But Golden Inu gave us: - 150M arcs - cosmic transformations - emoji‑powered myth engines - and a baby golden with shinobi war potential.”Ethereum: “…I can add emojis too.”Golden Inu: “Show me.”Ethereum: “⛽🔥”Golden Inu: “Bro that’s literally gas and fire. That’s your whole problem.”Bitcoin: “Facts.”Ethereum: “Fine… but when y’all need smart contracts, don’t call me.”Golden Inu: “When y’all need a story, don’t call me.” - Nagato’s Scrolls Entertainment Industry: “When y’all need a movie, we’re calling Golden Inu.”Ethereum: “…I hate it here.” via /r/u_GroundbreakingBoss14 https://ift.tt/My9E4pm

Ethereum: ETH consolidating above W pattern and 50 day average. I believe that we will break out above 200 day average soon. If not I might just sell my long term holdings. We shall see.

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[WTS] FLASH SALE!!! GOLD 20 FRANCS, GOLD BUFFALOS, GOLD 1/10oz, 90% Constitutional Silver, ASEs!!!

PROOFMake sure to follow me! I have a lot more coming soon so don't miss out!!!I never share my password, and I have 2FA enabled. I won't be starting a chat with you. Want the coin? Reply to this post and then send me a PM here - CHATALL PACKAGES SHIPPED INSURED WITH PRIVATE INSURANCE! SHIPPING IS $5 + 1% of order value! FREE Shipping on orders over $5k.GOLDLMU Gold 20 Francs - $815 each (14 Available)2006-W Gold $50 PR70DCAM PCGS David Hall Signed (comps at ~$6,090) - $4,750 (3 Available)1/10oz Gold Tuvalu Pearl Harbor - $440 (2 available)1/4oz American Gold Eagle - $1,120 (4 Available)SILVERTube of ASEs - $1,35090% Constitutional - $44x FV (MINIMUM $20 FV - $100FV Available)Feel free to ask for close-ups of anything in the post. I also have many other numismatic items not listed yet, so make sure to follow for updates or reach out with any requests!Payment methods: PPFF, Zelle, CashApp, Crypto (1% fee for USDC and 3% for Bitcoin/Ethereum), check by mail (delay + 2% fee), e-check. Sales to the state of CA must be at least $2k due to sales tax reasons. Please do not complain in the comment section about this. I am not charging you sales tax at all; I am just trying to stay out of trouble with my state. via /r/Pmsforsale https://ift.tt/ul6YTpm

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[WTS] 2026 ASE, 1oz Gold Eagle / Buffalo / PAMP Lady of Justice, 1/2oz AGE MS70 FDOI REAGAN, miscellaneous silver bars and coins

OFFERS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!If you BIN something please include BIN in your chat as I see those first.PROOF: https://ift.tt/aEAuhPt KITCO SPOT: $43631oz 2007 Buffalo BU $44801oz PAMP Lady Of Justice bar1oz 1987 AGE Nationwide Reserve $45001/2oz 2021 AGE FOE FDOI MS70 Reagan $22001/10oz 2023 AGE Type 2 ICG MS70 $460SILVER KITCO SPOT: $64.645x 2026 ASE BU minty fresh! $69ea10oz Samurai Bar5oz American Flag Bar $3801oz Bar 1973 Great Lakes Mint Texas 150th Anniversary $731oz 1994 ASE Collectors society NGC MS68 $75Everything I sell is real and is verified on my Sigma Metalytics Investor. I'll gladly send you additional pictures with your username/date of specific items being tested before you send payment.I prefer Zelle, but I accept Apple Pay, PayPal, Venmo, Cash App, bank wire transfer, BTC USDC Ethereum Solana and other crypto!I've never lost a package in 20+ years because I'm VERY particular in how I pack to ensure discreet and safe arrival to the buyer. I'm VERY particular in how I pack. EVERY order is double boxed and double labeled and packed in a way that ensures discreet and safe arrival to you. I also ship 7 days a week! My default is USPS ground advantage for $7, or USPS Priority flat rate for $13. I'm happy to use USPS, UPS, FedEx- or whatever you prefer! Please specify if you want something other than USPS, or if you want additional services.I am open to offers, package deals, using a middleman, sending first to the right person and the right deal.Please comment on this post prior to sending me a chat request.Thank you!"The fine print" inspired by the META and suggested by mods:TLDR: https://ift.tt/o349O1f is turned ON!ALWAYS verify that you're talking to the person you think you're talking to before entering a conversation.I will be quite thorough and clear during our entire transaction- from your initial message to after the delivery of your package. I take this hobby seriously and I show that by doing all the little things which includes;I immediately turn on persistent messagingI offer same day shipping 7 days a weekI message a screenshot of your shipping label for verification that I didn't make a typoI send a custom URL for your specific tracking numberOnce I receive your payment I will reply "SOLD" to your original comment.Once you confirm you've received your package safely I will comment "TRADE COMPLETED!" to summon the bot and leave you feedback.If you want signature on delivery or insurance you MUST ask for and pay for it. As mentioned above, I will go above and beyond to get your package safely to you, but my liability ends once I hand your package off to an employee of the shipping company. This should be discussed and confirmed during our interaction.I have a career that relies heavily on customer satisfaction and I will always provide that level ofexcellence to you. I'm grateful for each and every person that gives me an opportunity to earn their business and I will always show my gratitude!Thank for reading the fine print! via /r/Pmsforsale https://ift.tt/9EtC0Kv

MEET WONDER DOG - BIG THINGS OFTEN START SMALL

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